iamjonwanker:

shut up mom i’m thinking of a text post

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

internetexplorers:

*opens webcam*

*screams*

*closes webcam*

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

nippled:

*throws confetti at you* be quiet